Dandy invasion! See there! A dandy reading Infinite Jest, smoking, and sipping his black Peet's. Over there! A mustachioed dandy scribbling in his Moleskin with fierce intensity. Hark! A dandy lady, dressed in gramma's linens, carrying gramma's purse. Where are you heading, pretty girl, with such immense haste? To get another bird tattoo? Yes! Haste, intensity, now! But look, over there. A group of dandies mount their single speed bicycles, lifting their rides with such power--light as a feather, light as a feather--elegantly swinging their legs over the handle bars. What a show! Dandy invasion!