Thursday, April 7, 2011
Cheers to J Chng for our first reader-recommended entry (see og entry)!! Yes u too faithful reader may help shape the thematic compass of F or D by writing us useful comments. I need to state first things first - I once heard a rumor that a friend-of-a-friend's older sister turned down Kobe when he asked her to go to Lower Merion High School Prom. Now maybe it's just the gentleman-authors of this blog but I've never heard of a fop (4 star or otherwise, yes even fop-in-training) to be rejected when asking a gentlelady to a ball, especially one's high school prom! I ask myself a looping refrain of questions - Kobe did u remember to curtsey? Did you bring a handsome ring to suggest u wanted to go steady with her? Did u even refer to her as ur best girl ??!?
So far all directions point to dandy. Sure u look great look absolutely wunderbar for ur age u ageless basketball megastar but to be honest I can't really sign on to this whole "my body is a temple" lifestyle. I mean I'm not even Jewish and u want me to go to a temple!! Why don't u go back to Italy w the rest of those proselytisers! O yea and try winning a ring without a dominant big man and no one cares about ur Kobe Bryant-length hair. U've been deemed dandy Mr Bryant !!