Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Can a boy of any body type be a fop? Well of course young sir! But does it help if a boy is svelte and supple? Well of course do u expect me to traipse around town in elastic-waist denim pants I think not! But still - at what point do diet foods pass that ineffable threshold from fop to dandy? At what point does the foppish flavor of a wholesome Lean Pocket or Dannon Light&Fit give way to the dandy ambition of a Tab soft drink?? Ambiguity makes life colorful and compelling. But artificial color is not color but a feint for someone who likes to wear outfits or watch their "stories" on daytime network TV. Pouring low-calorie Crystal Light mix into a tall glass of tap water is not aesthetic but rather the mundane chemistry of a dandy in need of a quasi-sugar fix. It is an 8 on a scale of dandy to euler's number.
I see u bro making red drink out of your mom's cabinet. I see u bro drinking red drink at the Owl City concert. I see u bro at the grocery store buying red drink and a box of sanitary wipes telling the cashier they're for ur best girl but I don't buy it bro we're not bros anymore ur not invited to my house ur not welcome to play Tecmo Super Bowl at my mom's house.